Theories Size 12: Laugh! You Know You Want To

$19.00

DESCRIPTION:  

Jody Dyer slaps humor on everyday life as skillfully as a veteran line cook throws country ham on a flat top grill. Readers compare her to Lewis Grizzard and Fannie Flagg, but Dyer has a unique, modern, edgy voice with Appalachian roots and universal appeal. In Theories: Size 12, readers gain a new perspective on marching bands, zoos, sports parents, teachers, outdoor weddings, tailgates, bicycle guys, and much, much more. Dyer says what we're all thinking but afraid to say, and she does so with a rare combination of fearless wit and literary finesse—a combination as lip-smacking good as pinto beans and cornbread. In Theories: Size 12, Go On, Get Mad, But You Know You'll Agree, readers will find a friend, and many laughs, on every page. 

 

EDITORIAL REVIEWS: 

Hilarious!! If you're a working momma, stay at home momma or somewhere in between you will see yourself in her book..” ~ Jama 

In this witty and delightful look at her own life, author Jody Dyer relates her many humorous experiences from girly childhood to wise mama-hood—including college, being in the band, working in restaurants, sports, teaching, tailgating and you name it. She is a masterful storyteller and an accomplished writer who connects with her readers. Her book is chucked full of amusing anecdotes that will make you smile and reminisce about all the memorable experiences in your own life. If you like Jeff Foxworthy, you’ll love Jody Dyer!.” ~ S. Bledsoe 

 

ABOUT THE AUTHOR: 

I write to encourage, enlighten, and entertain. I hope my readers find a friend on every page! 

Many of my projects are top secret, as I am a professional ghostwriter. I also serve other authors as an editor, publisher, and book marketing coach through my company, Crippled Beagle Publishing. 

Fortunately, I also have time to write my own book. 

If you are affected by infertility or adoption, I wrote a love story of faith and family, The Eye of Adoption, for you. 

As a high school teacher, I was constantly intrigued by the unique situations my students created and encountered. Young people's problems, ideas, and experiences are often profound. I wrote the children's book Field Day to help children overcome anxiety and learn from their friends' challenges and gifts. 

My essay collection—Parents, Stop and Think—addresses a variety of issues students and parents face. 

To inspire students to test the waters of creative writing and real-world publishing, I created The Anthology Project—a 21st Century experience that can turn any group of people into a group of published authors. Ideal for the classroom, The Anthology Project is also a fantastic fundraising product that combines academic and creative efforts into a finished book with limitless income. Please contact me if you'd like more information on how The Anthology Project can benefit your students, non-profit, club, or group. 

Through my humor books, Theories: Size 12, Laugh! You Know You Want To and Theories: Size 14, Laugh! You Know You Need To, I relate to readers by finding laughable moments in everyday life while also exploring the quirks of human nature. 

My three-part fiction project, Sunshine, Unincorporated, is in the works. The colorful characters, storyline, and settings will delight readers. 

I have multiple projects in the works here in Tennessee, so please connect with me to learn more. Reach out to me with questions about writing, editing, publishing, and book marketing through my website contact form or my social media pages. 

 

PRODUCT DETAILS: 

Publisher: Crippled Beagle Publishing 

Language: English  

Paperback: 182 pages 

Dimensions: 6 x 9 

Publication Date: November 21, 2019